It’s been almost a million years since anyone put on their first pair of moustache. These days we can often be seen in search of the latest beard fashion accessory, to be honest quite often. But we might be forgetting one of the most important features of your beard: they are a man’s crown of honor. So unless your beard is long and straight enough to make the cut, there is only one man we care for: the king.
If you’re looking to buy a new moustache, your best bet is to get yourself some old moustache hair at the local craft store and make a short cut, leaving it on so long as it’s not to get in the way of someone, then clip it at the roots leaving only the top of the hair, and that’s it! You never know, you can get quite a show for yourself, if nothing else.